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Critiques


I don't like to carry other people's business cards in my wallet...there's never enuff room in what little space men are...


Stig ! ..You're one of the last artists here i would expect to see a critique invitation from. ...In all your works it's o...

Ode to Sarah Palin ..

Journal Entry: Tue Oct 21, 2008, 2:14 AM
Mood: " antsy "
Listening to:  All i Ask of Myself is That i Hold Together- by - Ned's Atomic Dustbin
Watching:      Ironman
Reading:      - Sarah Palin's skidmarks like fortune tellers read tea leaves.



First i apologize to my international friends... but the upcoming American election is important and i may throw up a few more journals regarding it before then ....altho , i must say....since everyday the world ebbs further towards a true world community ( not just a buzzword or soundbyte) ...there will have to come a time when we will be voicing our opinions on potential leaders in countries that our not our homelands with more and more frequency....because we are all increasingly connected financially.
So feel free to get in some early practice for the future if you're not American...
Like anything else...practice makes perfect...lol


In my normal sets of songs i listen to frequently i come across "Can't Let A Woman" by Ambrosia every once in a while...and well...i couldnt resist...


( first is the lyrics as written by Ambrosia )


Can't Let A Woman
(David Pack)

Where do you think you're goin'?
Dressin' like some evening tramp?
What do you think you're doin'?
Well, you got them talkin' behind my back

It must be something i can't relate
It's enough to drive a man from his mind
So get back home before it's too late
How could you up and just walk out of my life?

I can't let a woman like you get to my head
I can't let a woman like you get to my head

What do you think you're doin' ?
Well i told you not to leave anymore
Where do you think you're going?
Come on, get your fingers off of that door

It must be something i can't relate
It's enough to drive a man from his mind
So get back home before it's too late
How could you up and just walk out of my life?

I can't let a woman like you get to my head
I can't let a woman like you get to my head

I've waited all my life
For someone like you
Waited all my life
Is there something that i could do...

I can't let a woman like you get to my head
I can't let a woman like you get to my head

Goo, goo goo goo goo.
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and this is how i sing the song now...


Cant Let A Woman ( Ode to Sarah Palin )
by Fangfingers ( with apologies to Ambrosia and David Pack)

Where do you think you're goin'?
Look at all the brains you lack
What do you think you're doin'?
Well, you got them talkin' behind your back

It must be something i can't relate
It's enough to drive a man from his mind
So get back home before it's too late
How could you up and just walk into my life?

I can't let a woman like you get to my head
I can't let a woman like you get to my head

What do you think you're doin' ?
Well i hoped you wouldn't campaign anymore
Where do you think you're going?
Come on, get your fingers off of that White House door

It must be something i can't relate
It's enough to drive a man from his mind
So get back home before it's too late
How could you up and just walk into my life?

I can't let a woman like you get to my head
I can't let a woman like you get to my head

I've feared all my life
Someone just like you
Feared all my life
Is there nothing that you can do...?

I can't let a woman like you get to my head
I can't let a woman like you get to my head

Git, git git git git.




I thought about satirizing " Wake Me Up When September Ends " by Green Day too...but merely changing September to November gets the point across to any American :laughing:


Interesting campaign news! ...


Anti-pitbull legislation in some towns and counties in Ohio is preventing Sarah Palin from campaigning there. These are areas McCain sorely needs to shore up and the best deal that has been struck so far is that she can appear alongside McCain...but only if she is kept on a held leash at all times and she must wear a muzzle at all times.

( for internationals unaware or narcoleptic Americans with continual unfortunate timing Sarah Plain claims she's a "pitbull in lipstick" )


The World Toilet Organization has endorsed John McCain because they are thrilled with the amount of shit he spews out.



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Other Political Awareness:


( again for those unaware, recently America's government after much hesitation by rich capitalists within it voted to help rescue america's failing economy by a 800 billion dollar bailout of two the crooked underhanded institutions that helped create the overall mess.)

But this sad fact has just come to our attention :D ....

Not looking good for that bailout plan..... true story.

Back in 1990, the Government seized the Mustang Ranch brothel in Nevada for tax evasion and, as required by law, tried to run it.

They failed and it closed.

Now we are trusting the entire economy of our country to a pack of nit-wits who couldn't make money running a whore house and selling booze?




And a tip of the "great find " hat to :iconpatteee: who found this great youtube vid ----> [link]

I'm not a big rap fan but at times it fits well into societal segments and this is one of those times :)
It's put together very well and i commend the makers.


Edit: add -on ..
I just came across this awesome work...lol..it would be even funnier if it werent so tragically true...




Is anyone checking into Joe the Dumber's financial records?...i have a feeling he was paid a goodly amount to actually make sure he questioned Obama in the first place on camera ...just so he could be "adopted" by the republicans as part of their "psy-ops"
...after all.... it's HOW they work...they learned the practice from disintegral C.E.O.'s all across America.
( so look for that unexplained $5,000 jump in his bank account )






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The "Kool Things Department" editor asked me to include:

I recently received a print i bought from :iconzaamamuz: all the way from France ! :w00t:... ( i never got anything from France before except confusion when trying to order a plumbing part years ago ..:laughing: )
...so i can tell you that international commerce is alive and well and the current news stories are probably false.
Zaamamuz is a GREAT stylized artist that by my way of thinking should appeal to all ages of ANYONE who holds even the smallest spark of TRUE fantasy in their hearts....If you've never seen his work, and qualify with even the dinky-est heart of fantasy ... i highly recommend a visit to his gallery.

A tip o' the "helpful hat" to :iconglompsomethingplz::iconelishakelly: for sprucing up my CSS too!.. i know alfarjr and littledeviltoo have offered in the past also and i thank them too ..but Elisha just jumped right in my soup and made a splash !
Check her out ! ...she's great !That's her shutterbug site and she has a great art site here too --->:iconelysiann:




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THE SCREAMING LADDER OF LUVV ....


  These are some of the people who watch me. I am grateful to anyone who watches me so thank you all. Since i watch all who watch me in return ( and others )... that's a lotta devs, messages and journals at once sometimes.....so when time is haunting me ...tho i try to comment on everything ...this rung system helps me decide what i must drop commenting on when i am flooded. As with all other places on Earth...gravity works here too.

  ...An imperfect and ruff barometer to whether i should feel guilty or not when pressed for time



RING BEARERS ....


These are constant companions....but elite constant companions due to special achievement within the confines of Fangfinger's world. They have used their own fangfingers to touch me in a "special " way. They are part of my quest...
You would do well young traveler to put yourself in their watch list regardless if your appreciation for art and expression still wears narrow blinders.

:iconbluedragoneye:...has USURPED the position of HIGH PRIESTESS OF THE FANGFINGERS CULT with the most favs, and sent :iconshatterglass-monster: silently into the postion of " First Priestess in Waiting " after an uncontested, regal, four and a half year reign :worship: .....on this, The Year of The Finger, 2008, Sep. 19
If at any time neither Priestess Bluedragoneye or First Preistess-in Waiting Shatterglass-monster are unable to fulfill their Preistess-y quest duties ( such as kicking kobold ass ) then ...*Thelma1 who is second Preistess in Waiting shall fulfill the duty.

I deeply thank all of my Preistess' for holding the Sword of Fangfingers high and i fluff the throne pillow with love before each sits down.


:iconaeires:... IS a RINGBEARER because without him ...i would not have gotten my first DD... It is due to his lengedary appreciation of one of my works that that was gained ... My quest is further for his kindness.

:iconheiko: ...IS a RINGBEARER because of all the ADOPTERS of my avatars...he is the only one who made it his personal mission to advertise me at the bottom of every comment he makes on DA in his sig line......THAT is a mighty big, unselfish thanks. He is master of the quick-slay happy dart of magnanimous-ness.

Honorary QUESTORS .....these other heroes keep permanent display of me as a friend in honored fashion within their own worlds ...
~Mimique-Digital..... ~jstles... *sevenwillow...~adivawoman( good in any fight and specialized in light-hearted orc and ogre slaying )

ALSO, Good in any fight with trolls ...~FataCorvina ...~Spidertrinity ...~gonetomorrow ...~iarsma

ALSO... ( kick ass dragon fighters )...~0-Carrion-0 ...~SuziK ...for waving the Fangfingers banner in his hour of War.




HOTFRIEND GLUESTICKS...


HOT CHA CHA

Sometimes ...DA is like being a little boy and having a dog that just had puppies...And when you submit something, sometimes it's like that moment as a child when you approach the basket of puppies and they all attack you at once, frolicking and piling up and all trying to lick and love you at once. And you are overwhelmed with smiles..and can't possibly decide which puppy to love the most during your giggling... i dont care if you are a professional artist or a dilettante ...I think if you lose sight of that ...or have never known it thru arrogance and lack of response .... either you don't "get " DA. ...or you're a puppy killer..

These friends are CURRENTLY the most zealous constant companions They comment the most. They play the most. They hand out the drug known as wonderfav . They visit the most. - ( Which one expects to really only ever to be a temporary thing..... Just like puppies ..they grow up and get given away ... )
So it's hard to stay on this rung... ( and falling off it should not be misconstrued as evil ...remember this rung is about constant intensity, frequency, cleverness, and hopefully a little sincerity ( lol ) ...and no one can keep that up forever ..it's a fun challenge rung ;) )


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CONSTANT COMPANIONS ....


:bow:These are my friends here that i currently feel the greatest rapport with...And/or they are the ones who have temporarily done something extremely nice for me of their own volition, asking nothing in return; Or the ones who constantly comment on a majority of what i put forth and/or are liberal at faving or wishlist-ing; Or a combination of any or all these things. Without them....DA, for me, would be worth a lot less.
I sincerely thank them for their continual input on my work. Hotfriend Gluesticks take nothing away from this important, core and rung. Their fine DA spirit and participation says you would be a fool NOT to friend them yourselves.


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HONORARY CONSTANT COMPANIONS






IN MONUMENTUM... :tombstone:








REALLY REALLY GOOD FRIENDS ...


Some of these kool friends i may feel i have a good or great rapport with and i feel they probably honestly respect my work. Seemingly better lovers of my art than the average, closedmouth lurker ... they show it by an occasional sense of duty to reoccurring appreciation.
OR...These friends may be typically harder to please as they only like some or one facet(s) of all the varied thigs i do.
They could become constant companions....or were CC's who are currently showing less interest for whatever reasons...it may just be time ..which harries us all.
Some here are in essence CC's ...but their measure of how involved they choose to be on DA is of a different intensity than me.


:iconsarahlikesmonsters::iconmickeyrem::iconapomaniac::iconiriesurfinchick::iconicequeen--::iconscottpurdy::iconsoulstarisborn::iconthejasminedragon::iconclassicfan::iconcoolr::iconmisterfatj::iconsomadjinn::iconiamartis::iconravencalhoun::iconfleetofgypsies::iconthedarkbanditking::iconcav954::iconreadthewholelibrary::iconartist-a::iconreaktorplayer::iconsilaz::icondeafwatcher::iconempty-bubble::iconmadgooseparade::iconkarensco::iconpikzelpusher::iconduffzilla::iconairbournevirus::iconcarefulwhatyawishfor::iconnumber03::iconadahy::iconeres13::iconmariahenriques::iconthe-chaotic-order::iconhadi666::iconjonas86::iconmicktravis::iconlittledeviltoo::iconcimorenne::iconherbdoctor::iconexplodingzombies::iconlockstock::iconobey-your-muse::iconderdave::iconfamz::iconalfajr::icondarkmaidenofsorrow::icondoctah-jones::icongromyko::iconinkyfish::iconanmafi::iconforeverartme::iconaleony6ka::iconnumber03::iconyannomi:







GOOD FRIENDS ...


Mutual watchers who occasionally visit me. i am always grateful for their input or support :)

Also new friends usually start out here.

This is the center and most active rung. From here a friend decides to either ascend or drop into Fangfingers oblivion hole due to a total lack of utterance over time. To be placed here you only need interact on some level within my pages....which i thought that's what his place was about :confused:

:iconlook::iconlord-nougat::icondo12345::iconberkyfingo::icontexturemattic::icondiarment::iconnatureswolfchild::iconmeltedeyes::iconigii::iconancient-hoofbeats::iconelectricdawn::iconfoxin::iconillusionsofthespleen::iconeltras::icongreenlint::iconjofus-leviathan::iconjshapeshifter::iconzin-jorden::icondrinkteaordie::iconr-a-b-i-d::iconnicotinestainedsoul::iconmitch-arbre::iconboheme119::iconxxxfucked-upxxx::iconvampireslayer4487::iconestoniette::icontiamopiu::iconmad-uninc::iconakedwards::iconcheckuponit::iconthe-speed-of-pain::iconuberbechin::icondreaminglizard::iconpawnshopheart00::iconhailekeisser::iconpieninja::icondg-photo::iconneonknitemare::iconsilvercresent11::iconxogoddess::iconorpheus038::iconrenaissanceman1::iconyarnor::iconlilyas::icondetectivezito::iconvivosplango::iconstrangefrequencies::iconmoberempt::iconstratisk::iconcc-deyapp::iconholimount::iconrcsi1::iconomg-im-a-duck::iconyiro-xyrali::iconjturon::icondemonsandrazorblade::iconhauntedabyss::iconreyhanirem::iconherrvorragend::iconzexandre::iconasiandreajq::icon1000jamesk::iconravenwood0001::iconthescreamingid::iconkillrb323::iconcatyork::iconmintyfreak::icontanithlipsky::iconmoegoof::iconucmorlale::icondmorse523::iconravenwood0001::iconalone-and-strong::iconbishonenhouse::iconalcoholicartist91::iconsprinkleschan::iconpandorascope::icon45514518::iconezeg::iconhermieluver::iconcanoninsight::iconla-fi::iconarjua::iconcourthouse::iconcosmogirl86::iconbadbanner::iconironbutterfly720::iconaurora-silver:





MORE GOOD FRIENDS




( Other considerations are in play also ...which helps fight the effects of gravity ...such as length of watch, deviants who do not spend a lot of time on DA, and friends who are worried to speak because they dont think they write in English well enuff,etc. )

* The ladder is just a fun, rough representational way to show which friends are most active at the moment in MY world. It has no bearing on respecting their art of not. Everyone's art is worth something. *

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NOTICE:
( cuz of character limits imposed well after training us with an earlier higher allotment... some ladder rungs are now linked to the display...i'm not allowed to have the room to speak and extoll my friends as i would choose on the same page )



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 FANGFINGERS HOUSE,  WHEN HE'S MAKING ART

Devious Info

  • Current Residence: ...In Cognito
  • Print preference: Not Glossy / unframed / average mid sized range,not too big-not too dinky
  • Interests: Sitting on a stool on my hands facing the corner like my mother used to make me do
  • Favourite movie: ORiGinal (50's) The Haunting (not Debont trash)
  • Favourite band or musician: Badfinger,RareBird, Jade Warrior, 311,Judy Bats,Gentle Giant,It Bites, on & on..
  • Favourite genre of music: Anything from the late 60's to the late 70's when rock was young, raw & unpretentious
  • Favourite artist: Frank Frazetta,Jack Davis,Bernie Wrightson, Edward Gorey certainly others...
  • Favourite poet or writer: Stepthen R. Donadson-Raymond E.Feist-Terry Brooks-Orson Scott Card -way more
  • Favourite photographer: Helmut Newton and anyone on my Screaming Ladder of Luv
  • MP3 player of choice: iPOD
  • Favourite game: American Conquest-Bauldars Gate 1&2 -Close Combat-Star Wars/Empire at War(both)
  • Favourite gaming platform: HEY ! ..PC all the WAyyYYY
  • Favourite cartoon character: George Bush & Dick Cheny filling in for Pinky and the Brain
  • Personal Quote: StrIFE is three quarters of LIFE~Fangism
  • Tools of the Trade: patience, humor, wit, sexual energy, pragmatism, instrumentalism, sagacity, and lots of the F-bomb

Comments


:iconchocomalk:
I'd blow you a kiss but....thats against my unethical agreement with my self made religious atheianismz.

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:iconstefanvonw:
danke fürs adden...thanks for fav.

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:iconfangfingers:
:) ....ditto! ...:thumbsup:
:iconstefanvonw:
:)

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:icondarthmoule:
Hey ! Many thanks for the :+fav: on "Under the Clouds II". I really appreciate it :)

Great gal', BTW =)

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:icongemmfyre666:
:hug: hiya hun

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:iconchocomalk:
Rest assured sir, your luggage will be found and returned to you.
Now then, just try to relax, have a drink and thank you for your patronage.

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:iconfangfingers:
I'd fly with your airlines again...as long as i get my luggage back no one rifled through my under ware
:iconchocomalk:
Yes sir, no problem!
Please see where "my" has been redefined in section B12 of subcluster X19, so there is no confusion.
Thank you for frying Under-air ;)

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:iconemeraldice:
Missed you Mr. Fangsome Fangmeister! I'm officially back in business, and not a minute too soon it seems.

Fangy fangster, the deviant gangster, secreting deviantions like a worldy necromancer...

Missed you xxx

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:iconzasu:
whew... got so caught up in exploring your diversity of life, i almost forgot to come back and thank ye for faving the horseys :D

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Well done is better than well said. ~ Benjamin Franklin

And medium rare is better than well done ~ valdev
:iconfangfingers:
:) ..and thank you for touching my inner gallery director...
:iconzasu:
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Well done is better than well said. ~ Benjamin Franklin

And medium rare is better than well done ~ valdev
:iconfanny-lawless:
Nice on for the comments, favourates and a watch sir, i am rather gratefull!

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